when people meet me for the first time, they have to ask themselves "wow, are they gay or homophobic?" and babe, i contain multitudes, I'm both
@wenom I'm gonna be asking if I can pat your dog honestly
@MxCraven ssbbdhdjs, and as homophobically as possibly i will say "yes"
Homophobia, but as a joke, ILY
@wenom I think the most homophobic way is "Yes, she bites the hands of gays and loves headpats, so please do"
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