yall ever feel like handwriting a letter with a dip pen, on a scroll of parchment (natch), then sealing it with wax before attaching it to a pigeon and sending it off?
the reason why pigeon-based mail is superior is that if you delt too anxious to respond to someone you could just say
"Oh dang, your letter didn't arrive? Pigeon must've got lost :("
and what are they gonna do? turn on read receipts? I think not
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