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Robot that jumps like that one PokΓ©mon but doesn't accumulate enough energy to start jumping just to bounce so it has to remain in perpetual motion just like that one PokΓ©mon

Robot scientists can't even make robot legs properly but I want robot tentacles what are you waiting for robot scientists make me a tentacle girl

sometimes u suddenly have a bro . this is what is known as a sudden bro

Honestly if I could I'd just amble around on an 8 legged mech like that one league of legends character this is ideal

lewd math joke 

I'm here to suck the dick of everyone who does not suck their own dick themselves. do I suck my own dick?

mutuals only reply to this and ill send a saved cursed photo in my phone that reminds me of you but you can't ask why

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Seeing a gay friend with their same gender partner 

Nice homo, homo

as a compromise, i propose bloodsport-based federation, where other instances are allowed to federate if they face another instance in a battle to death

Absolutely love how Jessica uses :2 as like a cute little giraffe face smile it's great and cute

trying to reconcile christianity and my affinity for furry with my fursona john the booptist, who booped some snoots for the lord

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