Hi welcome to fae Starbucks can I have your name?
@dragon only if u give me a new one
@umalkosh that can be arranged
@dragon yes *writes my deadname* :)
@dragon yeah but i need it back in a week
@the_gayest_goat_in_town would you be willing to negotiate a joint custody
@dragon i have no idea what that is, so sure
@the_gayest_goat_in_town you can have it next week and next week only, enjoy our name
@dragon You already have it
@dragon *croaks hoarsely*
@dragon Fae, with an E, I own the place.
@Ivafakename hi Eae
@dragon E A E It's in the game
@Ivafakename @dragon But only unlocked for a fiver
@dragon absolutely. i'm bill gates
@dragon no way I'm falling for that one
@dragon [later] "Why on *earth* would it be spelled 'Seacker of Cophee'?"
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