Fruit: literally grows out of the fucking ground to be eaten
The USA and by extension most of the world now: actually the trees are private so we're gonna wrap each individual piece in plastic and sell them to you at exorbitant prices and then throw away the ugly ones and the ones that didn't sell
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The USA: look at this perfectly good reason for killing people and making even more people live in misery!!
@dragon that's what commodities do
shits fucked up yo
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