Fruit: literally grows out of the fucking ground to be eaten

The USA and by extension most of the world now: actually the trees are private so we're gonna wrap each individual piece in plastic and sell them to you at exorbitant prices and then throw away the ugly ones and the ones that didn't sell

Fruit: :)

The USA and by extension most of the world: you're good!!! I'm going to dry freeze you and fill you with preservatives so I can store you till next year and sell you later,, just in case I harvest a little less and people want a little more than the literal tons already thrown away every year

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The USA: look at this perfectly good reason for killing people and making even more people live in misery!!

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@TeethTeethTeeth you can also just eat them they taste exactly the same >.>

@dragon I agree with you. It reminds me of this skit about farming, which makes fun of a different point using similar language:

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