bean: "when is your birthday? x? y? z?"
me: "if you guess wrong again i'm getting a divorce"
bean: "October 32nd"
he's been demoted to cuddle buddy now
@BoxSystem oh noes!!
@dragon he's extremely distressed and will never forget my birthday ever again. probably.
crying from laughing means they're distressed right?
@BoxSystem yes that's level 8 severe distress call an ambulance please :3
@dragon *beep boop beep*hewwo, 911? i need an amberlamps over here stat, my boyfriend is in need of nose boops and soft nuzzles
@BoxSystem [911 operator voice] have you tried giving him an Emergency Kiss?
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