bean: "when is your birthday? x? y? z?"

me: "if you guess wrong again i'm getting a divorce"

bean: "October 32nd"

@dragon he's extremely distressed and will never forget my birthday ever again. probably.

crying from laughing means they're distressed right?

@BoxSystem yes that's level 8 severe distress call an ambulance please :3

@dragon *beep boop beep*
hewwo, 911? i need an amberlamps over here stat, my boyfriend is in need of nose boops and soft nuzzles

@BoxSystem [911 operator voice] have you tried giving him an Emergency Kiss?

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