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Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

Living alone is a blessing and a curse because my brain can just up and say let's fuck some spaghetti and nothing can stop me doing it

Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

Anyway what I'm trying to say is, honestly it's not bad but it's not that great either

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Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@dragon sounding noodles

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@velexiraptor @dragon cooked or uncooked?

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@eject @velexiraptor cooked of course

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@eject @dragon uncooked, the snap gives them some extra bite

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@velexiraptor @eject how in the world would you fuck uncooked spaghetto

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@dragon @eject shoving it the fuck up there

it fits in the urethra too!

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@velexiraptor @eject girl that's how you get a yeast infection and a bloody dick

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck??, tmi, medical issues, i joke to take the pain away 

@dragon @eject look it healed up yesterday i can make these jokes without wincing now

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck??, tmi, medical issues, i joke to take the pain away 

@velexiraptor @eject Lexi what did you put in your dick???

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck??, tmi, medical issues, i joke to take the pain away 

@dragon @eject i didn't! but there was a uti and lots of blood

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck??, tmi, medical issues, i joke to take the pain away 

@velexiraptor @eject oh no :< glad you're better <3

re: Lewd, food, what the literal fuck??, tmi, medical issues, i joke to take the pain away 

Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@velexiraptor no those break way to easily Jesus fuck

Lewd, food, what the literal fuck?? 

@velexiraptor @dragon it's the Italian™️ way

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