living breathing dragon @dragon@lesbian.solutions

yeah im a marxist who believes in auteur theory. i just think the "ideas guy" should get all the credit, you know

my partner: "I'm just annoyed we have to pay money to put the Orwellian screens in our house... you think they'd at least be free"

homefuck

Give us the fucking wedding cakes and we’ll give you the swords, it’s pretty simple

@dragon I wish i had this level of skill!

I just did some digging as the post I got the gifs from didn't source the artist, and https://www.artiphany.com/ is their site.

Sorry, I provide swords exclusively to lesbians

There’s an extremely cishet blacksmith down the road who might take your business

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mmm cromchy battery

doggo cards!!

- a helpful part of characterization
- too rigid when used as written
- building game mechanics based off of them is doomed to failure
- can be expanded to arbitrarily large systems
- best when taken unseriously but honestly

dnd alignments are like genders send toot

pokemon mod where everything is exactly the same but splash has a 1/1000 chance to one-hit K.O. any opponent

@dragon hecking heck you vile strumpet!

actually, im gonna shorten this: men don't know how to love women without fetishising them*

men don't know how to love women who aren't conventionally beautiful without fetishising them

using facts and logic to convince daddy to let you cum

ok but consider

girls' thighs