powerful dragon @dragon@lesbian.solutions

tired: "having kids"
wired: "becoming dadicalized"

Forking Element just to rename it to Riot again.

If you 👉 are pro-hyperloop ➿ I 👈 will fucking ​ kill you ​

@velexiraptor misinterpreting this joke to be about any surgery and not a specific one:

"yeah, I gotta get my gallbladder removed, it's destroy dick december"

tired: getting surgery in no nut november
wired: getting surgery in destroy dick december

Big Yote

the toilet is a Christian invention meant to stop us from using the superior bidet

MY FAVORITE MISQUOTED IDIOMS, by Kaye Devin Age 36

(original post: oct 5, 2020)

Life Imitates Art Imitates Life

château? ah yes, I know french. that means "cat water"

cursed

Hey! I'm trying to see something, so please boost this!
If you're bilingual (*fluent* in two languages and speak both on a regular basis), please answer this poll!! (it's multiple choice)
*in the third option, I mean the level of someone who only speaks one language at a native speaker's level
**in the fourth option, I mean you feel as if you can't hold up to standards of a native speaker's level and it makes you feel out of place, eg. in groups of native speakers, at work etc.

radicalized? no i said mastodon ridiculized me. just wrecked my shit

Things which have ruined the internet:

• Advertising
• Facebook culture
• Gamer gate
• Content™ algorithms
• Genericisation of social media
• Paywalls

Did I miss anything?

im getting so many gray hairs....im milf now