New York is the capital of the united states of America

tired: "having kids"
wired: "becoming dadicalized"

Forking Element just to rename it to Riot again.

If you 👉 are pro-hyperloop ➿ I 👈 will fucking :angery:​ kill you :realgun2:

@velexiraptor misinterpreting this joke to be about any surgery and not a specific one:

"yeah, I gotta get my gallbladder removed, it's destroy dick december"

tired: getting surgery in no nut november
wired: getting surgery in destroy dick december

the toilet is a Christian invention meant to stop us from using the superior bidet

MY FAVORITE MISQUOTED IDIOMS, by Kaye Devin Age 36

(original post: oct 5, 2020)

château? ah yes, I know french. that means "cat water"

Dream: worry

Wake up: worry

Can I go back to dream at least dream was simple worry like run away from bad guy instead of complicated worry like money and contract and trying to live

Hey! I'm trying to see something, so please boost this!
If you're bilingual (*fluent* in two languages and speak both on a regular basis), please answer this poll!! (it's multiple choice)
*in the third option, I mean the level of someone who only speaks one language at a native speaker's level
**in the fourth option, I mean you feel as if you can't hold up to standards of a native speaker's level and it makes you feel out of place, eg. in groups of native speakers, at work etc.

radicalized? no i said mastodon ridiculized me. just wrecked my shit

Things which have ruined the internet:

• Advertising
• Facebook culture
• Gamer gate
• Content™ algorithms
• Genericisation of social media
• Paywalls

Did I miss anything?

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