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Okay people, you REALLY need to start putting an age in your profile, okay, especially if you're gonna try to follow what is essentially my horny alt.

Lewd shitpost 

*holds up sign saying "will erp for clout"*

Butt, lewd? 

Can someone please cum and warm my ass up?

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The do's and don't's of hitting on me (/this is a joke, attempt at own risk) 

Don't: Hey gurl wanna ERP?
Do: Hello bb ur sxy wanna cyber???

Why am I not getting follow requests after the butt pic? I should have been famous minutes ago!

Lewd, bad girl, submissive 

Me: I wanna be a bad girl >:3 I'm gonna be so rude!
Anyone: Oh is that right? ;3c
Me: Y- yes, uhhh yep, mmhm, I- i uhhh, baaaaaaad... bad gir- can you be my new owner?

Butt, lewd? 

Can someone please cum and warm my ass up?

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The do's and don't's of hitting on me (/this is a joke, attempt at own risk) 

Don't: Hey gurl wanna ERP?
Do: Hello bb ur sxy wanna cyber???

Having a nsfw alt is great, I see all these kinks and I'm like "Hmm I have seen this kink before but I'm not into it, I would like to talk to you about this kink please," and then I never do... :)

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